noob brother

at night about 7.30...reach my nai ma house..babysitter
is a flat..so while we goin up..my second bro..kok kian run very fast go up..
then my bro found a wallet in the car...then he shout..(ah liang)!!
my bro name thomas...and here
thomas:ei liang..see...i got kian wallet....
me:huh??
thomas:he left in the car..see so much money...now we take the money..then we go up throw the wallet in the room....
me:how much money he got..give me see..
then my bro give me the money le
thomas:faster go up
me:oi...this is my wallet la noob!!!!
lol!!!!!!he wan to steal money..he though is kian money....but is my wallet ==..WTF him==dumb bro ever ever...big different between my wallet and kian de

kian wallet

My wallet ==

what a big different ==sux bro

wonderful day with yoges

yesterday...worst de ==...going to yamaha yesterday 12oclock wit yoges....then 12 o clock i call him..he say he at futsal...wtf...then he say can late abit...then i say 2oclock....
waiting~
2oclock le..i call ..oi where r u...waiting for car to back home..zz
so he say late abit...then i say 3.45
then 3.45 le..he say..no car...mother nid go out buy thing..then..i wait..he say awhile oni....
5oclock le...i call him...i scold him==...then he say..7.15 go..ok or not...zzz
yesterday i walk here walk there at house..just to wait yoges...and sien..
tracy oso busy...sleeping...in the car..cuz goin kampung..
i just walk here walk there..sing sing..watch tv...don wan ply game..scat ply half way then he come...
in the end...7.30 reach le...yamaha close..we oso dulan ==
nv blame him la..suan la...then we go eat lo..
then cut hair together...then go back home...
yoges drive..
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New Dog

My bro and his gf josephine..bought a dog!!!!schnauzer!!!!omg..very cute ==...it names cumy..here is the cumy

mother bad mouth ==

yesterday ..my mother friend..come to my house ..eat and sing karaoke..lol..
after they eat..my mother ask a girl..is same age as me ...is my mother de fren de daughter.zz
she ask..u got bf or not ..o.o
then she answer..no oo...
mother ask..why??
she answer..erm..cuz nobody wan lo
mother laugh laugh laugh..and she say..then u must go think y nobody wan u oo haha!!
then my fren was like ==
mom...continue laughing...hahahahaha*zzz
my mother like teasing my fren==...then she tell me when they singing..
like tease ppl very ugly ==...but..lol..my fren leng la =)...how can tease ppl like tat o.o
then..after sing k..then ..............
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Agama room o.o

after we finish our sivik period..me,yc,yk and yoges went to toileto.o..
the agama room just outside the toilet..so yc saw a few malay inside..playing..poker card??
wtf!!!..special design for the door..the lock is outside ==
yc lock it..inside got 4 malay..say..
OI OPEN LA
Yc=mapukima~...
malay=pukima buka la
Yc=main card di agama room..fuck
Me=o0o
yk=HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoges=HAHAHAHHAHAHA
MALAY=oi buka la
Yc=alah kongkiat kau ~
Malay= zzzzzzz
yc continue continue and continue..because they too lan ci..and play card in agama room..sux
then i open the lock while they nv bother..
then yc sing...awalah~~~ahhhhhhh~malay chanting ==
then they oso dulan..
we say bye bye....
then they come out le haha..
they say...jom report dengan cikgu..
thn we say..takut..macam mana...ko ni marah kita pukima..main card..jom kita pun report..
they diam le o.o...
tats all ==...
so now...is perdagaan period...teacher forgot our name==
then she ask yong kang..ur name is alex is it??
yong kang say...YAYAYA
then yoges say..no teacher his name is yong kang..
teacher use the book and hit him and scold him stop playing...
WE LAUGH LIKE SHIT!!!!!HAHA yoges oso ==
then she ask whose name is start wit kar...
yc say his name..zzz
he say is his france name..kar chuenbusei
zzz
in the end..they remember our name le..and call yc..kar chuan ==..she still call wrong..
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1st day of school

Oooo...now oni can online...zzz...nothing special..just my sweet 1st day of school..headmaster call me==
then i walk to headmaster room==..1st she say

Rajan:omg kok leong!!

me:huh??

Rajan:i say this is the last chance!!where is ur parent..

me:y u wan see my parents..what happen??

Rajan:look at ur hair..never cut..

me:i purposelly cut short when school reopen o.o(hair most short in class)

Rajan:no this is not short...look at how u tuck in ur shirt

me:whats is the problem o.o...

Rajan:So messy!!!

me:mayb becuz i come early today and very hot..so i sweat...and then now look untidy

Rajan:this is how u put ur tie???

me:ya...

(she come near me and help me pull up==

me:erherm~

Rajan:kok leong ..i have give u the last chance..iam calling ur father

me:why!!i have change..and u wan call my father..whats wrong!!

Rajan:u know i actually don wan u in this school...ur class r all TRASH!!!a bunch of cow!!!TRash..
suddenly mr choong==..the new chinese office guy.. came in

Rajan:mr choong..u remember this student??tat day come and please me to give everybody a chance?

Mr choong:ya...

Rajan:look at him..ttrash!!trash!!!

me:swt==

Mr choong:calm clam~(he touch her shoulder)

Rajan:i think i really have to call his father.
.
me:i don understand why..i change everything..tuck in my shirt...cut my hair..name tag,tie..u still wan call my father..

(mr choong go out and take something)
(then he came back)

mr choong:this is the student tat displin teacher say call their parent cuz their hair is long


Rajan:YES~!!!TAT IS HIM!!!!
me:(was thinking...oni me o.o??)

Mr choong:OK..(HE RAN OUT LIKE A CB)

Rajan:good..

Mr choong:ring ring..ring...hello (he speak cantonese in school ==)mr lim ah..lei hai em hai mr lim ah

Mother:hai meh si

Mrchoong:(translate to english)iam mr choong..ur son ah...how can u let him go to school like

this...now he is wit principal..

Mother:WHY!!!!!

Mrchoong:his hair is like LALAZAI

me:mcb==

Mother:r u sure tat is my son??iam sure tat is not my son

Mr choong:wait!!

(then he call me to pick up the phone ==)

me:hello mommy==

Mother:har really u ah..why so short oso say u long hair

me:how would i know..don care them la..nothing la..

(rajan ask me in her room again)

Rajan:kok leong...do properlly..u go back and cut ur hair oni come to school..

me:okokok(feeling like slapping her)

Rajan:ok u go back home now

me:wtf..how i go back tml i cut la

Rajan:okok u go back class now

me:tq teacher...close the door...bang!!

now my hair...is like...all straight...no more long...this is the 1st time i cut so freaking noob..and this is the last time ==...

leisure mall

today...i go leisure watch IP MAN...actually should be me,yc watch together ba..too bad..so..i watch wit my father at leisure mall..
when we wan to go in..tat indian feller look at my father o.o..then my eldest bro kok tong..then look at me..then look at my second bro kok kian..then he say..he wan check IC..
omg...he look at my father just now..my father look like younger than 18 ma o.o..
siao...then argue..call manager..ask for my IC..cuz oni me is not 18
i say i nv bring my IC ..lol!!
then...tat manager just say..i think u should b 18 ba..nvm..sori for just now..lol!!!
then i go in watch le =)..
watching.....~
come out..heart like crying..feeling em se tak on the movie..too nice o.o..
then i see one kid walking out from the door and tell daddy
see this movie..so nice...
A KID CAN IN o.o..
after watch this movie..reli feel like..need over 18..not cuz got sex..
but...too over fight??lol...very cruel in fighting...lol...
then i wan go fren house party..dad say don go la..nobody fetch o.o..suan le..
than go back home le....